Paisley

While enjoying my post-work pint this evening I noticed an ad in the Scotsman for a post-graduate course at the University of Paisley:

Students will gain an appreciation of the processes involved in an individual becoming a problem alcohol or drug user

Er, can't the students just walk around Paisley?

And there's more:

Students will be able to rehearse intervention methods.

I trust that the U of P has arranged suitable cover with one of Scotland's life assurance companies.